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Battle of the Douchebags Season 2, Episode 8

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FIRST TIME I EVER…

Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever watched a video on the internet.

Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever saw a military plane in flight.

TOP THREE 33

Two boys pulled from Venezuela earthquake rubble among 33 people rescued over weekend (BBC)

Another insurance company to lower rates in Georgia, save residents $33 million (WSB-TV)

Alibaba slides 33% as Anthropic AI accusation hits shares (Yahoo)
 

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

DEA, FDA highlight marijuana is safer than alcohol, opioids during resecheduling hearing's opening day (Marijuana Moment)
Staggering amounts of fentanyl hit streets as the DEA wtached, took no action records show (The Associated Press)

New Mexico Gov. Michelle Lujan Grisham calls for criminal probe of DEA allowing fentanyl shipments to hit streets (AP)
DEA Administrator Terrance Cole requests Department of Justice Office of Inspector General conduct independent review of allegations agency allows fentanyl pills to reach streets (DEA.gov)

Louisiana Gov. Jeff Landry allows psychedelic therapy bill to pass without signature (LA.gov)

Kansas City Cannabis Company faces proposed class action lawsuit over 'cashless ATM' scheme (KCTV5)

THC hemp products remain legal for all in South Carolina after efforts to limit sales fails (SC Daily Gazette) 

Virginia House and Senate accept Gov. Abigail Spanberger's amendments to budget
 

METAL MOMENT

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ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

MicroStrategy stops just hoarding Bitcoin - now it will manage it like smart money (Yahoo Finance)

Trump made $1 billion from crypto, financial disclosure shows (ABC News)

VP JD Vance's Bitcoin holdings rise to $250K-$500K (Pluang)

BIP-110 Fork Simulator / Bitnod.es / BIP-110 Signaling Chart

Jameson Lopp's Knotzi Death March Countdown

Jimmy Song article / @GrassFedBitcoin Tweet / @LeonidasNFT Tweet

Clark Moody Dashboard 

Child abuse imagery found within Bitcoin's blockchain (The Guardian)

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING!

Goodbye Amaco: Oldest Sun Bear at Sandakan Conservation Center, Malaysia dies at 33 (The Star)
33% of Dutch fans plan to wake for 3 a.m. Oranje-Morocco World Cup match (NL Times)

Bayville, New York voters force man to be mayor (New York Post)
Rotting body found in NYC school chimney after putrid odor leds to call to extermintor (New York Post)

Boyfriend dies dumping strangled girlfriend (Law & Crime)

Antarctica's first ever dinosaur bone found in drawer (New York Post)
Mutant sewer rats spreading in US cities (Daily Mail)
Dropped sunglasses lead to man getting trapped in campground toilet (UPI)

Groom gambles away entire wedding fund, then sues DraftKings (The Independent)

Missing Florida pup found thousands of miles away on Long Island with different name (New York Post)