This just may be one of the most perfect Can't Make This Sh*t Up cases of all eternity. It involves some real characters and even takes place in bar far the most Can't Make This Sh*t Up state, Florida! Also, Hot Attorney Matt is back! I guess you really can have it all! 

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20/20 - "Down Payment on Death" 

Dalia Dippolito May Have Tried to Kill Him, But Michael Dippolito Is No Saint 

In 2009, Dalia Dippolito hired a hitman to kill her husband. She thought she had succeeded.