The Biggest Problem in the Universe

Episode 45


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Episode 45 Transcript courtesy of Laurie Foster

Penis Injuries
2765
Utah
2630
Mars One
2535
Loud Talkers
2374
See All the Problems...

Love overbearing governments, nothing to do and anal? Utah might be for you. Plus, Dick breaks his penis and I eat a steak with a dash of barf.

Here’s that clip from Boiler Room I mentioned in this episode:


“We could use you at a two.”

And here’s the bingo game again if you want to play along while listening:


http://nathanc.me/bpbingo

Update: The 3kHz hum has been fixed. It was filtered out and shoved up someone’s ass.

Here’s Greg Simon’s full song played this episode: “If He Could Turn Back Time: Dick vs Dick”

Sources:

Purdue Review – Defining Conservatism
Thrillist – Some of the crazy drinking laws in Utah
Harris Polls – Loud talkers ranks #2 on the list of annoyances
Medium – Mars One “Scam” and the full story

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