April fools isn't real and we live in a simulation. The only way out is pepto bismal. Hear me out. I am 100% not kidding. Those in charge don't want you to drink an entire bottle of pepto bismal because THEN WE WOULD KNOW THE TRUTH. OPEN YOUR EYES AND SEE REALITY YOU SHEEP! I hope one day you see the light. Until then. Stay safe. Stay alert. Stay alive. Also - bigfoot is real.