“I will return, yes I will return, I’ll come back for the honey, and you.” Now, you may have thought John, Paul, George and Ringo were delivering a touching ode to a lost love in this ballad from their debut album. However, we have it on good authority that, despite this being recorded nearly 60 years and half of the Fab Four being very much dead, they were actually offering you instructions to return to your favourite vocal honey, as Sam and Dan emerge from winter hibernation for Episode 45 of The Dogger Saints Podcast!

To the relief of absolutely everyone we have no football to talk about (we will just let the two games that took place after Episode 44 slide right on by), but it’s been a busy old transfer window so far for the Saints, so we delve into all the comings and goings at McDiarmid and assess how the team may look as Callum and the boys try to get as far away from that trap door as possible.

It’s been a little while, but we still know what you like, so we’ll delve right into features by the barrel-load! We rule out another name and offer a clue in the curious case of Wendy, our trip to The Royal takes us to a much-missed Kinross-shire festival to visit a mad, mental former Saint and Podcast guest, this weeks shopping trip to the Club Shop of Shame sees the people of Govan given a bizarre alternative to smoking offered up to them, and we look at a two-in-one past and present offering in our latest instalment of Kits and Pieces.

This weeks Headline Act sees us catch up with former Saints full-back and all-round gent Marc McCulloch, who joins us for a right old laugh as he discusses good times in Perth, time spent in the boot of senior pro’s cars, rogue traders, flying bottles in Cyprus and much more in one of the funniest interviews we’ve ever had. You absolutely don’t want to miss this one.

Sore-headed Sam at the wheel! Hipster Dan discusses early-2000s Danish alternative rock! Nadir bloody Ciftci! Ah we’ve got it all, and much, much more, so come and have a bloody lovely old time and join us for Episode 45 of The Dogger Saints Podcast. Get there!

This weeks episode is proudly sponsored by Flonix Ltd.

CONTENT WARNING: This weeks episode features some swear words and some adult content. You’ve been warned, so don’t moan at us.