"Late Night with Seth Meyers" and Funny or Die writer Mike Scollins teaches us how to throw things away, how to not smell bad, how to be a guest writer on SNL, how to ask John Stamos how he lost his virginity, how to make an audience sad, how to make space in a tiny NYC apartment, and how to keep the objects that give you joy. Then we play a game of "Toss or No Toss" where we find out whether to throw out a relative's ashes or a fridge full of beer. Sorry, grandma.