Baker With Large Areolas. The Man Who Ate All the Bananas. Stoner Santa Clause.
Darth Vader as The Head of the Black Panther Party. Your Lonely Aunt. Poison
Ivy as a Tabloid Reporter. Charles Chaplin with one Slanty Eye and a Long Leg.
Pool Hall Harvey. King Solomon After Seven Sexes. Admiral Tiny Tomps. Dungeon
Darkies. Hobo Train Slums. Hotel In Anchorage Run by Bears. All the Prom Dates.
Bacons Bacons on a Sandwich Fry Pan.
EPISODE’S BATTLE SCENARIOS:
Who could best avenge the night?
Whose sweater would you rather live in?
Who would win in a fight to the death at a gay nightclub?
Who would make a better fairy tale?
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