“You sit and try sometimes, but you just can’t figure out, what went wrong.” You think we were dropping the opening tenuous cultural reference to this description in light of Saturday? Not a chance, because much like the Arctic Monkeys in Mad Sounds, we are are all very much trying just what in the name of Christ has gone wrong with last season’s double winners. Do we have the answers? No, do we bollocks. Are we going to talk shite and try and work it out anyway? You better believe it. So join Sam and Dan for Episode 46 of The Dogger Saints Podcast!

It’s not going well is it? We look back on the defeats to the two Hearts, of both the Midlothian and Kelty varieties, as things have dramatically from bad to worse. As Saints hit rock bottom, throughout the podcast we look at the role of the key figures in this saga, and the role in it all - the chairman, the manager and the players. Note: this does not include Kirsten Robertson, and we’re not entirely sure why it ever would.

However, whilst the doom and gloom is inescapable on the football front, it doesn’t have to be for the podcast, and we know just what you need to lift the gloom....MF-ing features. We’ve got them by the barrel-load, baby! Kev Heller joins us to take a guess at just who Wendy is, this weeks trip to The Royal sees a tasty Finnish treat, and we get to work on the other side of the Old Firm in this Club Shop of Shame. We also have a new feature called ‘Lynne’s Diary’, which we can’t quite believe we’re doing.

We also have a Headline Act, and what a fine headliner it is, as we’re joined by former Saints defender Tam Scobbie, as he discusses his time at Saints, European adventures on and off the pitch, Ando, fatherhood and his hopes for when his playing career comes to an end. A real treat of a chat with a great lad, and we hope it’s one you enjoy.

Breakfast with Anthony Joshua! Marriage torpedoing with Sam Miller! Community Health advice with Danny Williams! Oh you better believe we have it all, and much more in a no holds barred, not to be missed episode of The Dogger Saints Podcast. Get there!