Every day it's the same but not today because today is Thanksgiving, that special day when you go home to remind yourself of why you left home in the 1st place… Your mother asked you to make your famous waffle cone casserole. You agree but this year you add an extra special ingredient: LSD, something truly to be thankful for. 33 minutes into dinner your father starts seeing visions from the dark side and your mother shrieks out a confession of cheating on your papa with the mailman…so that’s why you’re biracial!!! You put W3 Thr33 Tr0lls on the stereo and crank it up to 11, which only drives your parents madder. The night’s festivities conclude with your father in handcuffs and your mother battered from fisticuffs. Your little stunt has fucked up your parents but good! Serves ‘em right for fucking YOU up the way they did…revenge truly is a dish best served cold.