Kevin is joined by special guest Jess (or "The Jess") to dissect Geoff Keighley's annualized collection of video game commercials: The Game Awards!

This year, Geoff accomplished the impossible by gathering the holy trinity -- Reggie Fils-Aime, Shawn Layden, and Philly Spencer unified at last. Colliding their atoms into one, Geoff created the perfect salesman. Pudgy, disarming, constantly gesticulating... Shawny Fils-a-Spence was magnificent. All three minutes it was alive anyway.

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