* Miriam tries to hire transport to the other side as the Grim Reaper tickles her fanny with his sickle* Miriam wakes up some folks trying to get a mustard refill* Akspa tries to get some costumes purchased while sleeping off a high in a truck stop* Snappybakes tries to purchase a China cabinet* UK Wakeup Calls get some good reactions* We encounter a guy that seemingly wants a woman in his life but gets suckered into the rabbit hole that is Travels with Miriam* Mr. Prolapse from The Machine makes a call* A man likes mustard and twitter hoes* A man acts like an angry bot but is actually a real boi. Ends up getting blacklisted from our machine due to 20+ callbacks.* Snappybakes still has that ‘new car smell’* Snappybakes has snake babies

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