We start sloppy, it's the 4th of July, Kelley is in Canada, NPR, one man play, food bitch tease, Vera's wedding, Mary has a hangover, Felix joins in, Alice (which was based on Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore), food bitch -> vegetarian food in Victoria, weird eggs benedict, our path to success with this podcast, Mariners, soccer, NBA, the weather is terrible, dadisms, fireworks, Aunt Mary's birthday, working, 4th of July address, fireworks, Simon update, Lily's towel story, My Best Fiend, favorite person, Bill hates Best of So Far, Mary's reading glasses, Umpire Pants Out