Cowboy Christian and Pirate Alejandro venture into the deep waters of Wild Wild West (1999) starring Will Smith, Kevin Kline, Salma Hayek and Sir Kenneth Branagh. The boys have a collective 37 years of improv experience (not really) and claim they will do anything for hire at work parties or birthday parties. ANYTHING. Alejandro explains how Barbra Streisand's hair dresser and Kevin Smith have a vague connection to the movie somehow. The two can't decipher whether or not this movie is for kids or not. They discuss the amount of ass in the film. Christian wants to be knighted a Sir, and Alejandro wants to be a Don. ICBTB Dildies are also on their way.