It’s not all about politics, for crazy things are happening elsewhere in the union. To start, international treasure Rick Moranis is recovering after being randomly sucker punched in New York City. Upon breaking that down, Jack hypothesizes that Moranis will appear in the new Ghostbusters, despite claims of the contrary.

Meanwhile, if searching for a good hypnotist, then avoid New Jersey. A hypnotist there included in his services prostate exams; he is now facing sexual assault charges.

“Hey Peter… watch out for your corn hole, bud.“