Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between!  A hairy cave and half a hemi-roid, When your Apple Watch thinks you're working out, Niche fetishes, Allan's failure of a camping trip, Wittmann feet, Dave's doing a good thing, Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom and Independence Day: Resurgence shouldn't have been made, A dick-pill drug deal and it's stats, The Vegasode and hookers, Dave and Dylan experience "mushrupials",  Royal Rumble tickets, The final results of "Who's Your Favorite Host?" with lots of quick maths, NFHC does Call of Duty: Black Ops 4, A new store with hot new swag, The NFHC Podcast Gaming Group is up on Playstation Network, Dylan (finally) reviews "True Romance", Who gives AIDS to who?, A heavy-hitting "Hey, Look at This!" featuring a post-op special talent, a "I love my dad" rap, Ben Shapiro's violin skills, Weight loss tips from Jesus, Two great freestyle rappers, Baby Got Book, "Youtuber Speak", and the African Drug Lord troll. "What Makes Dave Mad This Week?" goes hard with a younger guy dating grandmas and finding your "fursona." And of course, some hot voicemails. We close out this week's show with the track "Breathe This Life" by Animus Complex. Boners! 

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Cougar Hunter: 31-year-old has 91-year-old girlfriend
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