Hi, I'm Dick Biscuits, and I'm here to talk to you about burlesque safety. Did you know what over twenty performers a year are killed from glitter inhalation? Glitter, or as I call it, "The Silent Killer," is one of the most dangerous substances in the world today, and still sales of it go unchecked and unregulated. Please sign my petition. Please. I live in the back of a shop. You have to help me.