Every day it's the same: you scour the Missed Connections section of Craigslist hoping to find someone hoping to find you...and every day you come up empty...until today! You recognized yourself immediately in the Missed Connection; after all, who else could be described as The World's Tallest Midget?! You don't want to appear eager so you wait 3 minutes to respond. Fast-forward 3 hours and the bus has dropped you off right in front of your new love's sober living facility. Fast-forward 3 more hours and you've been tied up in a dark room for much of the evening, earbuds duct-taped in place, the earbuds ceaselessly blaring the latest episode of w3 Thr33 Tr0lls on repeat, your new love having vacated the premises with your money and credit cards. So this is what it sounds like when doves cry...