Everyone clap for Zach, cause he can't stop talking about some exciting news. Honestly we tackle a bunch of random topics this week, but none of you even read this, so I'm not sure you deserve to have me tease what they might be.

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Rant Topics:

- Vanity Plates

- Paul Can't Choose Just One

- Politics of Wishing Happy Birthday

- Bad Movies

- Sunsets