Another week, another test of the limits of three humans’ endurance to spin stories from bad ideas they saw on the Internet! 

This week, things get weird. First, Gabriel brings us a story of emotional support taken to its most comical extreme in the most unlikely of circumstances. Then, Zach brings us a tale of the malfunction of both elevators and empathy on the Upper East Side. Finally, Sarah flies us to the most (intentionally) strange hotel in Japan, with a staff that proves automation isn’t quite here yet.

Plus: Joaquin Phoenix’s next role, the Most Dangerous Game terrarium, cancelling the cancelling, and things we're not going to do to children.

Today’s Bad Ideas™:

Idea #1

Idea #2

Idea #3

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