DEAD OR ALIVE, YOU’RE LISTENING TO THIS PODCAST! Christian “Butterball” Baltazar and Alejandro “Turtleneck” Middleton are joined by a couple of friends, the gorgeous, intelligent, Chris Perry…also Annabella DiFranceso are there but neither of them talk, almost at all. Baddies strap yourselves in for this reboot of a beloved 80’s classic, we watched Robocop (2014), starring Joel Kinnaman, Michael Keaton, Gary Oldman, Samuel L. Jackson, and Jay Baruchel. Honestly it’s hard to tell if anyone involved had ever seen OG Robocop but they do their best. Alejandro reveals a shocking low price for certain services. And Christian begrudgingly obliges Alejandro with a “brief” chat about free will and parallel universes. We find out Alejandro and Christian are on opposite sides of the question, “do we trust robots”. Alejandro and Christian throw some “who would win in a fight” scenarios involving Robocop and other 80’s heroes. Christian graces us again with an impeccable Scarface impression.