GTFOOOOOOOOOOOOutta Latin America, and pay yo’ f*ck’n bills. That’s a start. We explore bipartisan solutions that, like every bipartisan solution, don’t work and acquiesce to our worst nature. We also talked about R. Kelly and being fat.

We forgot to mention it on the show, but here’s the official weigh-in:

Jewish Dave: 246 lbs

Q: 274 lbs

Our next live show will be Thursday, Feb. 21 at Union Beer Store in Miami. We’ll see who lost a greater percentage of their body mass during that event. Loser has to do the show in a Miami Heat jersey and eat a bowl of pasta.