This week Jeremy is absent (because he's a tool) so it's just Boy on the Case! But that means John gets to talk about aliens and be weird with it. The problem with aliens is that even if they’re wicked hot we won’t be able to talk to them so how would you even flirt with them? I can’t even flirt with people who speak English, much less life from another planet. I can’t even flirt with my girlfriend :( 

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Sources: 

Extraterrestrial life: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Extraterrestrial_life

Copernican principle: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Copernican_principle

Physical cosmology: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Physical_cosmology

Cosmology: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cosmology

Extraterrestrial intelligence: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Extraterrestrial_intelligence

Search for Extraterrestrial intelligence: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Search_for_extraterrestrial_intelligence

List of reported UFO sightings: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_reported_UFO_sightings

Drake equation: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drake_equation

Fermi paradox: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fermi_paradox

UFO conspiracy theories: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UFO_conspiracy_theories

1950 Weather History in Los Alamos: https://weatherspark.com/h/y/1263/1950/Historical-Weather-during-1950-in-Los-Alamos-California-United-States

My Grandpa was stationed at Area 51 for a little while: https://www.reddit.com/r/Thetruthishere/comments/g4hfyq/my_grandpa_was_stationed_at_area_51_for_a_little/

Slow invasion number 3 (video): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoJ1hWig00g

I LOST THE NIGHT VISION UFO CLIP TWEET IM SORRY. IT WAS REAL.

https://www.amazon.com/Screwed-Aliens-True-Sexual-Encounters/dp/160611249X

Screwed By The Aliens: True Sexual Encounters With ETs (book): ‘Sex with an alien was the most pleasure I ever had’ ET lover reveals in new book: https://metro.co.uk/2018/09/19/sex-with-an-alien-was-the-most-pleasure-i-ever-had-et-lovers-reveal-secrets-in-new-book-7959148/

Exophilia: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exophilia