We made it, the final chapter. Of act 1. Of like a billion. But what's most important is that the chums live in their moment of success as they finally get introduced to a new kid who.... wait... no never mind she's just as bad as the last one. At least her mom fucking owns holy shit I mean have you seen those wizards god damn.

Note: JK Rowling gets brought up more than a few times in this episode in comparison to Hussie. This was recorded before she went full mask-off terf and comparisons to her began to hold a much more stinky weight. Congrats to her for absolutely cementing herself as the worst person. Clap clap clap.

Intro and Outro Music: Harlequin by Mark Hadley https://homestuck.bandcamp.com/track/harlequin-3

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