Our Frenglish fiancés and their fit friend (@sammickns of designing our logo fame) gather to discuss the longest sex scene in the history of sex scenes, bad dye jobs and how hot Adele is in the extremely long artsy French flick, Blue Is The Warmest Colour. Put your ex's entire fist in your mouth and get ready for an emotional, deep, very horny and extremely long episode of Closeted.

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Our stunning covert art was designed by the incredibly handsome and talented Sam Mickan (Instagram: @sammickns). Royalty-free theme song from bensound.com