We discuss many things on this episode including the eye care grift Life Strength Network, how Gwyneth Paltrow and Alex Jones are selling the same sawdust, the pressing global concerns we would love to shill products for, Paul McCartney's eye kegels, and Norm just cant help going on a tangent about youtube grifter Prince EA.

After some discussion of episode 7 of United States of Al we had to cut our recording so Sam could make his vaccine appointment. Somehow when we resumed recording a few days later, all audio heck had broken loose and took a lot of time to edit to this listenable state. Sam's computer had broken causing a bunch of audio issues on his end, for some reason Norm's usually clear audio sounds like he recorded it in shoebox, and Patrick's recording cut off earlier than the rest of us. It's okay tho because we salvage it with talk of UFOs, Bill Gates holding court at Jeffrey Epstein's, and how all the worst sexual predators have notably strange penises. Actually we call them d*cks, and frequently, so be warned. We do eventually get back to the United States of Al episode where we learn that being a true American means doing things just for yourself and not feeling bad about it.

Here is the link to the Prince EA video Norm rants about https://youtu.be/LrVNTZ6ORm8

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