Today’s episode is about a game that represents the platonic ideal of every 80’s/90’s cop films. The plot to this reboot of the Dead to Rights series could easily be a Stallone movie. It makes more sense than Cobra at least! The game follows supercop Jack Slate, pictured above doing bog-standard police work, as he battles gangs, investigates his father’s murder (eventually), and ultimately unravels a deadly conspiracy. He does all this by brutally murdering bikers, Triads, corrupt cops, and even cyborgs (?!).

Oh, did we mention there’s a dog? Because there’s not a dog. Jack’s trusty companion, Shadow, may appear to be a dog, but he is not a dog. No, he is not.