Mike and Peter are back in record time for the millions (and millions!) of AAS fans.

The latest falsehoods include a recap of the Whitecaps' latest defeat to the Seattle Sounders, where they go from here, another attempt at a glass half-full approach from Peter, Mike defecating on Steve Nash again and the Ballon d'Or being cancelled this year, robbing Alphonso Davies of his first of 17 Ballon d'Or awards.