Matt Jones and Jeff Worden had their first morning pod. How did it go? We'll let you know when we wake up...LOLOLOLOL. But seriously, we hit some critical topics like gym oppression, bloody noses, and knife skillz. You're gonna get some pretty sweet Hot Recs and learn about the "Mustache Drinking Game". Ultimately, we learn that doing the bare minimum can be your most effective strategy. And 'Sonic 2' is way too long.