Evans & Mondy are back to bring you news and views from across planet shred, although mainly focused on their own narrow, blinkered versions of the universe and their online echo chambers.

After Margaret's CT events wrapping up and John and Steph in Jeep Yellow Jerseys, the lads ask, should we just call the year off now?

Meanwhile, a new campaign in underfoot to #SendSlaterToCoventry. Remember when the UK media weren't allowed to broadcast Gerry Adams' voice? Paul advocates similar measures for Slater.

Elsewhere, the big questions are dealt with: Does Ben really like Women's surfing, or is it just in it for the WSL day rate? Should you ask folk you don't really know or particularly like/trust 'So, been surfing?' What does the Book of Exodus have to say about daughters? What's Nigel Slater's new cookery series on the Middle East like?

DCI Evans and Constable Mondy return with a charge sheet bigger and more star studded than Brian Cox's recent revelations about the size of the observable universe, as the Social Media Police feel collars belonging to Defay, Igarashi, the Keramas ducks, Bob Hurley, Strider & Kingy.

Running time: 52min21s

Part 1: Intro

Part 2: Good / Bad

Part 3: Social Media Police, ISA Yawn & #SendSlaterToCoventry