0:00-50:00 BASEBALL, it is here. Listen as we tell you exactly what will happen in the 2017 Mariners season. Gasp in shock and horror at which of us chooses the pessimist role. Rewind and listen carefully as Scott attempts to join us from inside a tin can, FROM THE FUTURE. It's all here. You may skip the season now.

50:00-1:08:00 Jonah Keri, famed Canadian, Internet Man, and The Real Young Pope joins us for a national perspective on the team.

1:08:00-1:35:00 Twitter Q&A. Nathan yells at a cow, we still can't understand Scott, David makes a pun, and we thus have to banish him for life.

(Music credits: The Soggy Bottom Boys, The Decemberists, Alexandre Desplat, Portugal The Man, Scott Weber)