Highlights:
- Beardless Dwarf Hipsters
- Don't Eat Morgantha's Mince Meat Pies!
- How to make sure your party's rogue doesn't rob you blind
- Don't mug a wizard
- Warm toilet seats are only good in Neverwinter
- Sorcerers are so much better than wizards, according to Boots
- Why dwarves like to dig
- How to get your cult tax-exempt status

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