This week we unearth the grotesque. The most sickening symptoms of celebrity culture come crawling out of the wounds of a lonely child so desperate to be liked. This episode might make you feel queasy, but therapy proves that things are better out than in. If you’ve ever dreamt of fame and fortune, it’s time to look at yourself from the other side of the mirror, and update your status.

Apologies for the subtle interference during this recording, but DAN KEPT HIS PHONE ON AND PROMISES HE WON’T DO IT AGAIN.