BNN is doing a series on all-star teams, and the Blaseball Analysis Co. decided to try arranging our very-own roster of nine batters, five pitchers, and a dream. According to the Taco Cube Rule, even the stars in our sky are tacos. Thus, our team of All-Stars are also All-Tacos. Today, the BACo crew trawls through our troubled, endearing history, picking out the best seasons from our best players and assembling a super-team, complete with dingers. We touch on our favorite players, our begrudging superstars, and our passing comets that happened to make us great once in a while. Did we include your favorite Taco? Did we get things wrong? We did not get things wrong. We can't possibly be wrong. We're the Tacos, bucko! Find the BNN article here: https://blaseball.news/ (when Benjy writes it) Most stats are taken from: https://blaseball-reference.com/ (may require some unscattering) Find us on twitter: @BlaseballACo You can find the BACo team around the Taco Stand: https://discord.gg/fm6mRwy Look out for kilozombie#7157, InnercityGriot#2859, benjaminrees#1140, theremin#3538 and DeeJay#2609