A tale of two Phils. Our host Phil Malcom and our friend Phil Hamilton confront seminarians, seductresses, and Schiller's Robbers in yet another hour of a very long Russian novel. All of that is well and good, but even more well and more good are the surprise visitors that pay a visit at the 13 minute mark. Yes, the Brothers Karamazov are joined by even more friends, and these friends bearing tasty confections! What a treat, what a literal treat. Other highlights include the introduction, in which the Phils collaborate on a delightful flute and piano duet, as well as a later conversation, in which one of the Phils shockingly reveals that he hasn't listened to any of the previous podcasts. Which Phil committed such a scandal? You might have to tune in to find out. Or you might not. One of those two things.