We watch and outline one of the only live-action movies to feature no human people: The Dark Crystal. Join us as we discuss the anatomy of some puppets, fail to get past the wet-noodle properties of the protagonist, and welcome Creature Crunch's first guest. Then, stick around as we crunch up a couple creatures that really should have stayed ghosts: the Skekler and the Uler!

Spoilers ahead.

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Theme music: "Monsters" by Gothminister

Interlude music: "Throat Singing Cover We Will Rock You (Queen)" by KUULAR

Background music: The Dark Cystal Soundtrack