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Factoid of the Week: Bananas may be considered a mood enhancer because it contains the amino acid, tryptophan and Vitamin B6 that helps the body produce serotonin.

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Words of Wisdom:Any ape can reach for a banana, but only humans can reach for the stars.    -Vilayanur S. Ramachandran