Beauty, Value, and Judgement.

"Can you afford the serums du jour?"

"Weekly chemical peels at $450 an hour is how I stay absolutely flawless."

"Oh wow, you have to wear makeup to look beautiful? #CantRelate"

"You don't attend pilates, barre, megareformer, spinning, and HIIT classes several times a week????"

"How raggedy is your skin?"

Don't worry jawns. We feel attacked too.

The media has become Regina George -- personally victimizing the poor and the porous. #Poreless

HOT TOPICS:

- Terry Crews congressional hearing; masculinity backlash championed by 50 Cent; #MeToo

- Henry Cavill admits to being scared of #MeToo in GQ Magazine interview.

- SCOTUS gets mixy: bye bye Justice Kennedy, Hi Justice Brett Brad Chadford Kavanaugh

- Trump visits London to mucho protests and sees his bae Putin in Helsinki

- Congratulations to Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D, NY-14)(28 y.o.) on a major political upset.

- Annapolis, MD mass shooting at Capital Gazette; Milo Yiannopoulos lights a proverbial dumpster fire

- Dame Dash vs Lee Daniels and a lesson on not being a tacky lendee

- Rachel Dolezal we mean Nkechi Amare Diallo was falsely arrested for alleged welfare fraud!

- Cardi B and Offset welcome Kulture Kiari to the world!

- Kylie Jenner is an apparent self-made billionaire on the cover of Forbes! #NoLips ::laughs in Pat McGrath::

- Justin Bieber and Hailey Baldwin are engaged and make a cute beachy lesbian couple.

- Azealia Banks stays on brand and continues to vex fans of her music... this time on Wild N Out.

Recorded Sunday July 15, 2018.