Welcome to BarTop BullShit- the podcast where we talk about the same shit you and your friends do, but we do it better!
 (1:01) This week's Story Time is Mitch faceplanting into a flowerbed.. wouldn't be the first time!
 (6:10) What Would It Take to go to the doctor because of a boner issue?
 (16:45) This or That- Breathe underwater and swim 25 MPH or fly 55 MPH but you can only fly while you're holding your breath?
 (25:06) What Would You Do If you could add any feature to your vehicle?
 (32:49) Who Would Win in this Battle Royale fight to the death of Movie Athletes?
 (41:31) We're Checkin' the Polls!! Did you vote on our Twitter - BarTop BullShit - last week?? You fuckin better have; but if you didn't, there's still time for you to help the trophy change hands!!
 (44:35) As always... Jon's Bad Joke of the Day!!!
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