It's the dog days of summer, and my extremely pregnant wife is somehow handling it better than I am. I talk about a recent trip I took with the family, spend a little bit of time wondering what it would be like to live on a golf course, and then most of the time debating with myself over whether I'd want to own a swimming pool, which we can't even afford to do anyway. All that plus some jokes and some literary references, and you got yourself a midsummer night's podcast episode!