Grab a baseball bat and have a seat on the regal toilet, it's time for CTQ: The Queuelywed Game! Old friends Varun Sriram and Mike Hill bring their lionlike ferocity onto the show, where Alex warns them, "Don't be a menace to this ratings system while drinking your whiskey in our studio." Later, Varun consoles Matty that while we couldn't get a female president, we WILL get a female "Junior." 

QUEUE CONTENDERS: "Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood" (1996), "Super High Me" (2008), "Mac and Devin Go To High School" (2012)