Without the patrons to keep us accountable this week, we may be a little more chaotic than usual... Tune in to hear way too much about American Girl dolls, VeggieTales, and affirmations, and way too little knowledge of US geography. We're also taking a deep dive into (and possibly exploiting) Payton's health anxiety and coining the term "stye juice" (I'm so sorry). As always, Brint is here for BABFER, so head's up for ABFE spoilers after the outro!

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