On this installment of The Ultimate Tournament of Everything we talk about Albania a lot more than we thought we would. We also learn about a pretty neat forest beetle, and talk about both types of football players. There is even an appearance by a wizard! Will your favorite win? Only one way to find out!

Bondina Elangbamvs Kuch Rang Pyar Ke Aise Bhi: Nayi Kahaani

Cougar Mountain Zoovs Scott Gordon (Canadian football)

John van der Puijevs Pterostichus hypogeus

919 Third Avenuevs Breakfast with Brisbane

Arbresh languagevs Albachiara

Levan, Fiervs Roy Watson (actor)

Unionism in Walesvs Cedar Lake, Wisconsin

Tichkaellavs James Quinn (footballer, born 1974)

Ryu Soo-youngvs Kerry Greenwood