Friendship is rare
Do you know what I'm saying to you?
Friendship is rare
My derrière
When you find out much later that they don't really care

It's rare, to me
Can't you see
It's rare, to me
Can't you see?

Oh shit, there's a bear
Could you hand me that shotgun, buddy
Also, that chair?
We're fighting a bear
Now your life's in great danger and you don't even care

It's rare, to me
Can't you see?
It's rare, to me
Can't you see?

It's rare, to me
Say a prayer, for me
'Cause it's rare to be in spectacle D...