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Episode 52: ‘Low-risk Kissing’, with Special Guest Seán McGuire

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Seán abandons paganism, kid needs permission slip to read ‘Fahrenheit 451,’ Mike and Justin fail to cast their ballots in the 2012 election, area woman wins $1M trying to show husband lottery tickets are a waste of money, and Shinri Tezuka makes some pretty candy.

SHOW NOTES

Introduction

  • Ken M, epic troll
  • Artist Chris Burden shooting himself in the arm

    • Trumped up

    • “We should just cancel the election and give it to Trump”
    • Election rigging
    • Trump’s words to a grieving mother
    • “She came”

      • Nailed it

      • Dad’s response to a permission slip requirement to read ‘Fahrenheit 451’

        • Stupid Shit

        • Fake ID fail

          • Headline of the week

          • Wife tries to show husband lottery tickets are a waste but wins 1 million instead

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            Eye Candy

            • Japanese candy sculpture

              • Special Guest: Seán McGuire.

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              Poorly SummarizedBy Justin Scott, Michael Smith