Turns out at some point in time in everyone's life they get chased by a swan. We get back into the true 2017 this year, by talking about gross anime things. Then we discuss the President-Elect's alleged water sports fetish. Listen the point I'm trying to make is it gets weird but you're probably into it so it's fine. Also Mike likes bad pokemon, Dave is debating throwing his life away to the LoL gods, Kelly is now a bear with a bird-filled backpack, and Norris wants to hack the planet. Hosts: Chris Norris, Kelly Wright, David Beebe, Mike Parker Beer of the Week: Tree Brewing's Vertical Winter Ale Music by Sebastian Bender