Grum Tum Bo Lummus, crime boss, pirate captain and composite organism offers the party an alternative to sabotage in barter for the star pearl. But when the cost is too steep, Noemi and the gang are back to doing what they do best, causing mayhem. Will Lykos-9 be able to put aside his conscience and fanboy tendencies to go through with the plan?

Special thanks to Petch (twitter.com/psykosaurus) and The Dead Horse Podcast (twitter.com/horsepodcast) for submitting pirate names.

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