New year, new you...isn't that what they always spew? This year was going to be different...started off promising enough: bright and early at the crack of dawn you went hiking, your iPod your only company. You were so enthralled by the latest episode of W3 Thr33 Tr0lls you didn't even notice when you'd left the path, you noticed nothing until several hours later when it started to get dark and you realized you were lost. That was 33 hours ago. You've fallen into a canyon and you can't move your body because your spine has been severed...luckily, your earbuds stayed in place and you can listen to W3 Thr33 Tr0lls as you die! W3 Thr33 Tr0lls: Your Trusted Friend.