(To the tune of “Do The Bartman” from The Simpsons)

Yo, hey, what's happening, dude?

I'm a mothy guy known for bein' rude

Terrorizin' people wherever I go

It's not intentional, just eyes all a’glow

Huntin’ for tasty snacks to get the best scores

Pieces of Weezer’s sweater are all over the floor

I'm the little bug known for being a goth

Last name Man, first name Moth

I'm here today to introduce the next phase

The next step in the Cryptid craze

I got a dance, real easy to do

I learned it with no rhythm and so can you, ooh

So move your winged arms, if you got the notion

Up and down in a flap-like motion

Now that you got it, if you think you can

Do it to the music, that's the Mothman

Everybody, if you can, do the Mothman (Woah)

Flap your arms, turn it out if you're bad, man (Check it out, man)

Up and down, to the side, yes, you can-can (Mothman)

Everybody in the house, do the Mothman (Uh-huh)

Everybody, if you can, do the Mothman

Flap your arms, turn it out if you're bad, man (Check it out, man)

Up and down, to the side, yes, you can-can (Mothman)

Everybody in the house, do the Mothman

(As a big Mothman dork, when your podcast partner pitches this idea to you, you do it immediately. This is part two of our Age of Ultron episodes. Enjoy.)