You met her online. It was love at first byte, LOL, that’s a computer pun. For weeks you emailed & from there it moved to incessant texting. You told her all your dreams. She told you she wanted to see Paris before she died. You bought the plane tickets without hesitation; the ideal setting to ask for her hand in marriage. You plan to meet up at the international gate at LAX. You show but she doesn’t. When you check to see if she’s picked up her boarding pass you are informed that her ticket has been cashed out. When you text her she fesses up: she is not the love of your life but a common grifter. Fuck it. You decide to go to Paris anyway (during your trip you will be savagely beaten & raped by a group of immigrants but that’s a story for another day!). You’ve got a long flight ahead of you, good thing W3 Thr33 Tr0lls just put up a new ‘cast! The tears start falling...