A wild crappy film appears! With the summer film season in

full swing, we revisit the sophomore slump of 1999's Pokemon 2000(?)

We're talking the franchise's waning popularity, the film's

insistence on not naming its main villain, lousy dialogue rife with exposition

and its decision to not focus on Pikachu. Also: a noble yet pointless

comparison to Italian neo-realism, fanboy reviews out the wazoo and a familiar

face appears as our next film is revealed.

Big hate in this one. Don't miss it!